What’s a balloonist favorite drink?
Anything with a twist.
I have a good joke about a heium balloon.
Oh wait, it just got away.
What type of music are
balloon animals scared of?
Pop music.
If a balloon dog pops, it becomes an “air” dale.
What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?
Hi, Buster!
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce makes you a balloon dog for you, please.
Why did the balloon cry? Because it saw a lolly pop!
Why didn’t Anna give Elsa a balloon?
Because, she would let it go, let it go.
What is a balloon’s least favorite school activity?
A pop quiz
What did the balloon say to the doctor ?
”I feel lightheaded!”
What happens to a balloon when you rub it on your hair?
It gets ecstatic.
Why is a blown-up balloon more expensive than a balloon that isn't? Inflation!