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    • Welcome
    • About Us
      • Our Story
      • Applause
      • My Blog
    • Our Photos of Fun
    • Fun stuff for kids
      • Kids silly Riddles
      • Magic and Gags for kids
      • Science, Play, Learn
      • Quotes We Love
      • Kids Corny Jokes
      • Children's Party Games
      • Make a fun balloon hat.
      • Balloon Sword
      • Simple Balloon Heart
      • Simple Balloon Elephant
      • Advance Balloon Dog
      • Basic Dog Balloon
      • Simple balloon fish
      • Appearing Magic Wand
      • Magic sticks number 9
      • Anti-gravity magic tube
      • Kids mind reading caryon
      • Cutting a Doll in Half
      • Newspaper mentalist Magic
      • Card Reading Magic
      • Jumping Rubber Band Trick
      • Kids Magic Tricks
    • Our Community Work
      • Our Food Drive
      • Our Heroes Night Out
    • Get in touch with us!
  • Welcome
  • About Us
    • Our Story
    • Applause
    • My Blog
  • Our Photos of Fun
  • Fun stuff for kids
    • Kids silly Riddles
    • Magic and Gags for kids
    • Science, Play, Learn
    • Quotes We Love
    • Kids Corny Jokes
    • Children's Party Games
    • Make a fun balloon hat.
    • Balloon Sword
    • Simple Balloon Heart
    • Simple Balloon Elephant
    • Advance Balloon Dog
    • Basic Dog Balloon
    • Simple balloon fish
    • Appearing Magic Wand
    • Magic sticks number 9
    • Anti-gravity magic tube
    • Kids mind reading caryon
    • Cutting a Doll in Half
    • Newspaper mentalist Magic
    • Card Reading Magic
    • Jumping Rubber Band Trick
    • Kids Magic Tricks
  • Our Community Work
    • Our Food Drive
    • Our Heroes Night Out
  • Get in touch with us!

Funny Jokes For Kids

It's important for us to bring laughter and fun to all the parties we do!

Truth be told we are not very good at telling jokes so, we put more energy into our fun magic routines, silly patter, and getting to know you chatter. 

We love when kids tell jokes and stories, it's a great way for them to express themselves, explore their funny bones, and what makes them tickle inside and out. 

Jokes Just For Fun

Grandparents Jokes For The Day

Jokes Just For Fun

Why did the clown cross the road?  To catch the rubber chicken.


What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common?  They were all born on holidays. 


Why was the nose sad? 

Becuase it wasn't picked. 


 Which is faster, heat or cold?  Heat, because you can catch a cold! 


​How can you make seven even?  

Take away the letter S.


Can you spell eighty in two letters? A-T.


What do you call a story 

about a broken pencil? Pointless.

 

 Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot?  It's not right


What's the largest building? A library it has the most stories 


Did you hear about the angry pancake?  

It flipped !


What get's wetter the more it drys?  A Towel! 


  Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. 

What did one say to the other? Dill with it. 


Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?

Because it would be a foot. 





Knock, Knock, Jokes

Grandparents Jokes For The Day

Jokes Just For Fun

 Knock, knock.

Who’s there? Beets.

Beets who? Beets me!


Knock! Knock!... 

Who’s there?

Ron... Ron Who?

Ron as fast as you can before I get you!


Knock Knock... 

Who's there?
2:30... 2:30 who? I made a dentist appointment cause my 2:30 (tooth hurty)

Knock Knock... Who's there? Anna... Anna who? Anna body know so more jokes.  

                                                                         
 Knock Knock,... Who's there?  Ben...Ben Who?  Ben so long knocking my hand hurts!   
 

Knock knock... Who's there? Claire... Claire who?  Claire the way I am coming in.
 

Knock, Knock.... Who's there?  
Duet...Duet who?

Duet the best you can or don't Duet at all!


Who’s there?  Tank.  Tank who?  You’re welcome!


Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cows go. 

Cows go who? 

No silly, cows go MOO! 

 

Knock, Knock… 

Who’s there?

Razor. Razor who?  Razor your hand if you have a question!


 Knock, knock.

Who’s there? Goat.

Goat who?

Goat to the door and find out!

Grandparents Jokes For The Day

Grandparents Jokes For The Day

Grandparents Jokes For The Day

We wanted to share some of these simple jokes so you and your grandchildren can 

laugh and giggle all-day


My granddaughter's favorite joke 

  Knock, Knock... Who's there? Who...Who. Who?

What are you an owl?


What insect can be spelled with just one letter? Bee.
​    

Knock, knock... Who's there? B.C...  B.C. who? 

  B.C'ing you soon ! 

                                                                                              

What did the spider do on the computer? He made a web site!

When does " b " come after " U "  When you take some of it's  honey

 

"It was really hard for me to stop doing the Hokey-Pokey." Grand Child;
"How did you do it?"
Grandparent; " I just turned myself around."


  What is the difference between "Boogers" and Broccoli? Kids won't eat Broccoli!!! 


Hold your index finger up and ask. Do you know why you can't use this finger?

Why? Because it's mine.


 What did my left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!


When does the alphabet only have 24 letters?

When U and I aren't there.


 What happened when 19 and 20 got into a fight? Twenty-one (won)

Balloon Jokes

Animal Jokes

Grandparents Jokes For The Day

What type of music are 

balloon animals scared of? 

Pop music.


If a balloon dog pops, it becomes an “air” dale.
 

What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?  

 Hi, Buster!      
​

Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce makes you a balloon dog for you, please.

​

 Why did the balloon cry? Because it saw a lolly pop!


Why didn’t Anna give Elsa a balloon? 

Because, she would let it go, let it go.


What is a balloon’s least favorite school activity?  

A pop quiz


 What did the balloon say to the doctor ? 

”I feel lightheaded!”


 What happens to a balloon when you rub it on your hair? 

It gets ecstatic.


Why is a blown-up balloon more expensive than a balloon that isn't?  Inflation!

Animal Jokes

Animal Jokes

Animal Jokes

What do you call a bear with no teeth?  

A Gummy Bear.


Why are frogs happy? 

 They get to eat what bugs them.
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How do you keep a dog from barking in the front yard? ​Put him in the back yard.
 
Why did the chicken run across the road? 

To get a little 

eggs-sercise.
 
Why don't bears wear shoes? 

They like to walk bare feet.
 
Why don't dogs make good dancers?  Because they have two left feet!

Why did the bear take a ruler to bed?  ​To see how long he slept.


Why did the cow cross the road?  ​So he could go to the MOOOOvies .
 

What kind of stories do bunnies like? Ones with Hoppy endings.


Why did the bunny cross the road? He didn't want to be chicken.

Hope you enjoy these kids' funny jokes as much as we enjoy sharing them with you.

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MisMatch & YooHoo ​Long Island's Magical Children's Entertainers

Long Island children's magician and balloonist serving Nassau and Suffolk County

(516) 579-6524

We are children's entertainers, that love what we do. 

Kids Party entertainers on Long Island. Providing you with  balloon twisters, children's magician, fun clowns,face painters